An unholy mess of a girl.
Packing, Bar Exam Style
I just packed more novels than I expect to be able to read because I refused to allow myself to bring more Barbri books than actual books down the shore this week.
Also, because I am having a summer of perpetual tweendom, only one of those books was not written for teenagers. It will likely be the one I do not read. 
this is hand crafted for optimum hilarity. their gentle floating disembodied black and white heads in pink overlay. the hilarious 2002 claire’s looking bottle. imagining what a one direction EAU DE PARFUM might smell like and only coming up with “shame.” thinking about niall trying to say “eau de parfum.” zayn’s stare that seems to say “i know, guys. i know.” the fact that i will probably buy it anyway regardless of how dumb and ugly and horrible-smelling it might be. this is artisanal comedy and the joke is on every last one of us.
i will never not be laughing about this but, like, i will also never not be wearing this
LOOK AYT LOUIS’ FDSACE LOOK AT ZATN:S FACE I AM SCREAMING STILL OH MY GOD WHAY HAVE I BECOME WHY DO I NEED THIS PERFUME SO BADLY SOMEONE HELP{ I WANT TO SMELL LIKE WONDERECTION SHAME FORREVER AND WEVER AMEN
This whole horrible, busy stupid day, all I keep thinking about is that there was a marketing meeting where everyone was like “I bet our fans wish they could smell like One Direction.” or “Let’s let 5 teenage boys develop a perfume” also “Do you think Zayn could resurrect the Blue Steel campaign?”
Nothing sums this up better than “I will never not be laughing about this but like, I will also never not be wearing this
To see the value of social media, watch what happened in Turkey when the local media failed
Read: paidContent
Revolution in the time of new media.
(via ashes0909)
Dear Barbri lecturer,
When reviewing the MBE review questions, you slowing down the words “federal” and “substantive” does not make me understand what you mean, it just makes you sound like a dick.
I’m not slow, just overwhelmed.
Love,
Lauren
Dear Bar Exam Studiers,
Its time for this now.
It’s about that time… you’re starting to feel it.
Stay calm! Read this.
It’s going to be ok.
TRUST THE PROCESS!
xx, ATIP
ps IGNORE THAT YOU FAILED THAT STUPID PRACTICE TEST
Adventures in Outlining: Last Final Edition
From my notes for Cyberlaw. I love the Internet so much, all mockery is out of love.
Mariah Carey— adult middle aged woman who dresses her husband (who was born when she was in the fifth grade) like Prince Charming to renew their vows in Disneyland. Throws herself a party for her children’s birthday and owns more than one large puffy white dress
Mariah Carey— role model.
The best poetry is in One Direction Instagram comments
Seriously, everything about this is wonderful. I want to start a Kickstarter for all the girls with bad dads. One Direction tickets for all sad girls.
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It looks amazing to bad my dad won’t spend his money on a ticket for me because he thinks it’s stupid and a waist of money but it’s not because very night I cry that someday I will meet you or even see you to know that you guys are real and being a perfect person is real because you guys are proof:) I know you’ll never see this but I have nothing to lose😢
another edition of Things I Have Done Today
- listened to “Mirrors” on repeat for an hour
- watched no less than 3 Great Gatsby themed makeup tutorials
- googled “can I rent a puppy for a week?” (for finals companionship, not because I’m Cruella DeVille)
- walked to 7-11, bought a Diet Coke that would make Mayor Bloomberg cry and sourpatch watermelons
- dropped a bag of sourpatch watermelons on the sidewalk between 711 and my apartment
Things I Have Not Done Today
- literally anything related to my Friday finals
