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June 2013

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Packing, Bar Exam Style

I just packed more novels than I expect to be able to read because I refused to allow myself to bring more Barbri books than actual books down the shore this week. 

Also, because I am having a summer of perpetual tweendom, only one of those books was not written for teenagers. It will likely be the one I do not read. 

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Jun 6, 20132 notes
#law school #luggage #summer #perpetual tween
Jun 6, 20134,014 notes
#smells like shame #perpetual tweendom #Blue Steel
Jun 5, 2013169 notes
Dear Barbri lecturer,

When reviewing the MBE review questions, you slowing down the words “federal” and “substantive” does not make me understand what you mean, it just makes you sound like a dick. 

I’m not slow, just overwhelmed. 

Love, 

Lauren 

Jun 5, 20133 notes
#lawschool #fed-er-al #sh-ut uh-up #barbri

May 2013

4 posts

Dear Bar Exam Studiers,

Its time for this now.

andthenitsperfect:

It’s about that time… you’re starting to feel it.

Stay calm! Read this.

It’s going to be ok.

TRUST THE PROCESS!

xx, ATIP

ps IGNORE THAT YOU FAILED THAT STUPID PRACTICE TEST

May 23, 201319 notes
May 18, 201338,225 notes
Adventures in Outlining: Last Final Edition

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From my notes for Cyberlaw. I love the Internet so much, all mockery is out of love. 

May 2, 20132 notes
#tiny and full of nerds #just like your..wait no #lawschool #3L
May 1, 2013229 notes
#living your best life #role model
The best poetry is in One Direction Instagram comments

Seriously, everything about this is wonderful. I want to start a Kickstarter for all the girls with bad dads.  One Direction tickets for all sad girls. 

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It looks amazing to bad my dad won’t spend his money on a ticket for me because he thinks it’s stupid and a waist of money but it’s not because very night I cry that someday I will meet you or even see you to know that you guys are real and being a perfect person is real because you guys are proof:) I know you’ll never see this but I have nothing to lose😢

Apr 30, 20137 notes
#to know that you guys are real #wonderection #dads are dumb #every night I cry

April 2013

4 posts

another edition of Things I Have Done Today
  • listened to “Mirrors” on repeat for an hour 
  • watched no less than 3 Great Gatsby themed makeup tutorials
  • googled “can I rent a puppy for a week?” (for finals companionship, not because I’m Cruella DeVille)
  • walked to 7-11, bought a Diet Coke that would make Mayor Bloomberg cry and sourpatch watermelons 
  • dropped a bag of sourpatch watermelons on the sidewalk between 711 and my apartment 

Things I Have Not Done Today 

  • literally anything related to my Friday finals
Apr 29, 20131 note
#3L #law school #being a laywer had better be awesome
A little finals Algebra

The number of times that I have cried today is at least twice the number of pages I have written in this Legislative Drafting final.

Please express this in an equation with x being the amount of dignity I will have left at the end of this week. 

3L… so close, but so so far. 

Apr 24, 20131 note
#3L #law school #please send reinforcement in diet coke and sour watermelons
Apr 9, 2013
#wonderection #1d #dc #what is adultood? boybands forever

March 2013

4 posts

Mar 29, 20135 notes
#3L law school booooooooooo
Emails from Mommy

I just found this old email from my mother. She is trying to convince me to date an actor we saw do Henry V recently. Just to be clear, I am not opposed. But it should also be noted that she has never been this excited about any person I have actually dated. 

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Mar 28, 20131 note
#mother #family #boyfriends #if I date him I dont have to be a lawyer right?
I'm just really proud of my Internet Presence right now

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I feel like I’ve finally gotten it to reflect the real me

Mar 27, 20135 notes
#actual teenage dirtbag #new media #cyberbully #harry styles
My brother drops some character and fitness knowledge
  • At dinner over the weekend
  • Me: I need to put every job I've had for the last 5 years on the bar application and they need my driving record.
  • Mom: What do they need all of that for?
  • Me: For the character and fitness portion of the application. They want to make sure that I didn't drive drunk or embezzle money from my boss or something.
  • Brother: That's good, because you know what happens when you're a lawyer and you get caught driving drunk... they make you coach a peewee hockey team.
Mar 11, 20135 notes
#Gordon Bombay #bar #3L #law school #family

February 2013

1 post

Asking for a Friend

Is it inappropriate to ask for One Direction tickets as a gift for law school graduation? 

Feb 27, 2013
#p.s. I am my friend #harry styles #is not for children

November 2012

1 post

The overheard dates of Columbia Heights
  • 14th Street, a couple is clearly reaching the end of their date. They are holding hands and leaning against a fence.
  • Boy: ..no really, you should look it up. Its hilarious
  • Girl: Fine I will, but then you have to promise to look up duress
  • cool date, guys.
Nov 20, 20123 notes
#law students in love? #overheard DC #law school #Columbia Heights

September 2012

1 post

Sep 20, 20122 notes
#campaign #easy

July 2012

1 post

Jul 4, 2012205 notes
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